AO Book Bag? AO Coffee Mug?

[Amy Jo Hines]

"You don't even know who Plutarch is, do you?"
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ETA: Hopefully those are funny to you guys. I hope!
ETA#2: My husband says that those cannot be reasonably called pithy. I dared him to come up with something but he says he hasn't read all the way through Vol 6 yet so he can't be pithy.
ETA#3: Do NOT bring me candy at the retreat. In 14 hours I will be depressed and maudlin.
ETA #4: But I'm not right now and I'm laughing hysterically at my own jokes as I try to read them all with a British accent! ROFL!
ETA #5: Am I the first person to use "Too much candy" as a reason to edit a post?
ETA #6: If you do or have ever found me to be annoying, please forgive me for this post.

I'll take the Plutarch one. Can we get some for the kids too? And I your ETAs...

I'm going to blame my lack of witty additions on Benadryl (which is better than the allergies I guess). <<< as close as I can get to a "my sinuses runneth over" face (was that kinda clever at least, without being gross?)

ETA #1: my heart didn't work (wow, sounds bad)
ETA #2: still wasn't right...