Is there a way to turn off teen notifications?

[Primeperiwinkle]

The amount of posting over there is really impressive.  I will never catch up with their post counts.

So I’m the person who HAS to clear all my counters and my email and my texts and basically anything unread. I’m kinda maniacal about it.

So everyday I click down through all the unread threads on .. everything.

But the freaking teens pop back up five seconds later! They broke me. I can’t even look anymore. Basically I just scan the top five threads and then turn away shaking my head.

For all the ppl who wonder “where do all the older moms go?”

We’re still here. We’re just buried under THREE pAges of “Type in the next word to this song” 1368 responses “are you online? Type yes if you are” - 3,522 responses “My New Art, Not including My Old Art” 22,286,234 responses.

I can’t.. I just.. it’s ow. I’m .. yea no. Bless their hearts. May the Lord strengthen us all. Oof!