Is there a way to turn off teen notifications?

[Primeperiwinkle]

Your attempts at domination are futile. You shall never understand our language. We shall conquer you with our arsenal of pickle jars and empty markers.

War was declared this day. A day which will go down in history as the Beginning.
But how will we declare triumph, you ask? Whom shall declare victory?!?

The bards will sing, the musicians assemble! The younger siblings will be shocked to silence.. ooooo!

For whosoever can create a full length muppet Shakespeare play for YouTube AND get 1k likes before the end of 2023 will RULE. THEM. ALL.

(I anticipate finding a way to put a pickle jar in every Act.. somehow. We’re creating sock puppets to play Oberón and Titania as I type!!)

The Gauntlet has been thrown!!! But will those puny tiny mortals dare to attempt the marathon of greatness, the field of artistic battle, the project with ACTUAL parameters?!?

Meanwhile, the mothers have already begun. Muahahahaaaaa!